My high tech office

Ever wonder what a high tech government office looks like? Well, here's your chance.
Let me elaborate and explain some of the highlights in my hotel office.
1. I have a corner office w/ a view of the hotel parking lot.
2. The goverment doesn't like personal computers. Instead they give us older ones that have their logo all over them. They aren't very good and have lots of security restrictions.
3. Important files get filed on the floor. The rest go in the file stand.
4. The target bag, under the desk holds, my office supplies (i.e. - paper, paper clips, hole punch, cd's, etc.)
5. A cardboard box printer stand is lighter and easier to move than a heavier one.
6. The nice decorative painting over the desk makes for a great dry erase board, and tack board.
7. My desk is approximately 6' from my bed, 7' from my fridge, and another 15' from the room door.

Yep. That's my office. In my hotel room. In Clear Lake, IA.